fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

(via sharonosbourne)

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

(via crystallized-teardrops)

theyellovvbrickroad:

“f word” the police

(via rneerkat)

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

(via rneerkat)