maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
- 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
- 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins